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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, April 6, 2020

MCO Day 20: Work from home vs Home Schooling

Salam,

Today is Monday. Pagi-pagi dapat email dari ofis bagi reminder untuk kerja. Huhuhu... sey baru nak minum kupi. Lepas tu message masuk berderet-deret, ting ting ting, nie sape pulak kacau nie? Rupenya cikgu-cikgu kelas adik hantar pesanan kerja sekolah, share link itu ini, share bahan-bahan untuk latihan di rumah, bagi arahan kerja-kerja yang perlu disiapkan, latih tubi, video untuk ditonton, dan ujian yang perlu dibuat. Sey pun catatlah apa yang cikgu suruh, dan print mana yang patut.

Perrghhh jadi SU pulak sekarang nie. Cikgu-cikgu nie pun tak kasi chance sey nak monday blues dulu lah.... Uols....pesanan daripada cikgu-cikgu nie lagi seram daripada email dari ofis 👻. Sambil WFH sambil pantau budak busuk nie, tahun nie tahun exam, don't play play.

OK dapur sey bukak harinie, so tengahari masak gulai daging salai dan daging shimeji. Daging shimeji tu untuk yang not brave enough.



Nie lah poster yang Unit Integriti UKM hantar kepada semua staf. Mengingatkan akan tanggungjawab untuk bekerja walaupun di rumah.



Ada orang share gambar atas nie di facebook. Clear and present danger....kikikiki.....siap cakap bini abang yang cantik lagi. Bukan sey punyalah, tak berani minta my other half beli ikan, takut frust nanti...kikikiki....

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Sunday, April 5, 2020

MCO Day 19: Today is my birthday

Salam,

Harinie hari istimewa buat sey, sebab harinie hari jadi sey, yang ke 44 tahun. Dah 44 tahun umur sey. Nie nak terbalik2 kan nombor tak beri apa-apa makna, tengok kot ateh, bawah, tepi, depan, belakang, meniarap, tertinggung, memang nampak 44 jugak. Hahahahaha.... apa kisah, it is just a number.

Takde apa-apa plan sangat, nak keluar jalan-jalan pun tak boleh, duduk rumah ontok-ontok yo. Pagi sempat lah treadmill, tak dapat 30 minit pun, asyik dok jawab telefon adik delivery nie carik rumah sey nak deliver roti canai. Dekat 1 jam lah budak tu dok carik rumah, padahal dah share location bagai, hai lah adik nie.... blur kot pagi-pagi dah kena buat delivery...hahahaha... apa-apa pun acib roti canainya sedap. So breakfast harinie roti canai. Sey order juga roti telur untuk miss t dan my other half. Sey order je, my other half yang bayar....kikikiki...

Rot-can for breakfast
Pagi-pagi dah dengar kelantang kelentung kat dapur. Tengok jam kat dinding baru kul 8. Apo mimpi budak-budak nie kemas dapur pagi-pagi nie. Kalau tak kul 9 baru nak bangun masing-masing. Musim cuti PKP nie, bangun pun liat. Selagi omak eh tak turun bawah gerakkan, selagi tu lah masing-masing berkelubung atas katil. Sey pun jerit dari ateh, "Dik, what are  you doing?" "Baca buku", hai lai baca buku kelantang kelentung dapur sey... aaahhh biarkan lah, sey nak panjat treadmill jap.

Bila turun bawah nak breakfast....laaaa diorang buat cake, surprise untuk omak ehhh.... alolololo sweetnya masing-masing......


Peanut butter cake in a mug 

Oleh kerana kenyang makan rot-can, tengahari my other half kata kite makan aje lah apa yang ada dlm fridge, nak order kenyang lagi nanti tak habis. So sey masak nasi dan keluarkan left-over. Senang keje.....

French toast miss y n t way

Malam, miss y n t buat french toast their way. Kenyang.....


Malam semalam pulak, my brother share link nie, yang boleh tengok lagu number 1 masa kite lahir.... So lagu no. 1 nye Disco Lady. Ye lah, 70an kan zaman disco. Tapi Johnnie Taylor nie tak kenal pun sey, lagupun semalam lah first time dengar. Lepas tu link tu boleh pulak suh tengok the no. 1 song on the day my parents conceived...hahahahha...jahat tul orang yang buat nie.... nak tau lagu apa?



..... haaa ini lagunya, Love will keep us together. Familiar lagu nie. Tidak lah ku tahu betul ke tidak, ingat nak tanya bonda tadi. Tapi bila bonda call den terlupa pulak nak tanya....hahahahhaha....
Apa-apa pun kelakar lah jugak, kena pulak love love nie.... patutlah sey anak yang happy ....kuikuikuikui


Walau tak dapat gi mana-mana nak celebrate birthday sey tahun nie, tapi sey bertuah sebab dapat merasa umur 44 tahun, dan my loved ones are with me to celebrate it.

Terima kasih juga kepada my sistah, brother, my in-laws, relatives, friends, my x-students, my current students, yang wish di socmed. I feel warmed and touch.

OK lah....  I have a few more hours to enjoy my birth-day.... Take care, Stay safe, Stay home.


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Monday, January 20, 2020

Redefine grading scheme based on Harris bin Potter

Salam,

I am still reading Harris bin Potter, 50% completed. This book really makes me laugh. So far every page is interesting. I guess if you a fan of Harry Potter you will find this book amusing. A good parody. I do not know that parody can be in the form of a book, until I read Harris bin Potter. The only regret is to allow Miss T read it before me. There are a lot of vulgar and taboo words, for a 12-year-old I think it is not suitable. Thank fully Miss T is OK about it.

Today I want to write a scene from the book. There is this one part, when the school grading scheme is redefine. It is hilarious and it sound legitimate in this current trend of hipster kix. I try my best to correlate to the current grading scheme. So here goes the new grading scheme:

Highest passing grade
A to A- => F = Fuyoh!
B+ to B => PG = Power Gedega!
B- to C+ => CB = Chill, Bro!

Failing grade
C to C- => WH = Wah Heng! (means lucky in hokkien)
D+ => ROK = Rilek One Korner
D => BK = Balik Kampung
E => FK = Fly Kite (means buzz off and go do something else)

(souce: Harris bin Potter by Suffian Hakim)

If you have not read the book, you should.



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